tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14366728720032723192024-03-28T10:03:30.443+00:00Blog do Dalai Lima
Dalai Lima, o pé-de-atleta dos poderososDalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comBlogger5249125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-30034600756829354782024-03-28T10:02:00.007+00:002024-03-28T10:02:57.631+00:00Jura<p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>Mandei bancada votar em
Branco, garante ventura.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-86632712252299226332024-03-27T08:10:00.003+00:002024-03-27T08:10:22.571+00:00ADN<p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>Ventura é cigano.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-85982621304894956922024-03-26T09:44:00.000+00:002024-03-26T09:44:01.381+00:00Profissões<p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span></p><p><a name="_Hlk162338372"><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>Pessoas que estão no emprego certo: Maria Celeste, astrónoma.</b></span></a></p><p><a name="_Hlk162338372"><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></a></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-24332113234982369002024-03-25T11:03:00.005+00:002024-03-25T11:03:49.276+00:00Em que ficamos<p> </p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>O que Ventura diz sobre Montenegro
faz lembrar aquela namorada que de manhã quer matar-se, e de tarde quer
matar-nos.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-39026265724631962442024-03-22T09:53:00.005+00:002024-03-22T09:53:46.851+00:00Go Capone!<p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>Os mutantes adeptos de Trump
adoram que ele grab them by the pussy e troce de deficientes e separe crianças
de pais migrantes e bloqueie a ajuda para a Ucrânia e assalte o Congresso e se
gabe de que podia matar alguém na rua impunemente. Mas não lhe perdoarão se não
tiver dinheiro para pagar a multa de 450 milhões em Nova Iorque na segunda-feira. </b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-29723907778207238472024-03-21T11:08:00.000+00:002024-03-21T11:08:36.654+00:00RIP<p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>Carreira de Santos Silva chega
ao fim.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-31055891805757951722024-03-20T11:09:00.002+00:002024-03-20T11:09:26.952+00:00Tudo bons rapazes<p><b><span style="color: white;"> </span></b></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: large;"><b>Manuel <i>Fatso</i> Serrão,
Júlio <i>Goodfellow</i> Magalhães. Katy <i>Ciao</i> Mara </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>A corrupção está na
moda.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-33520135469187756192024-03-19T10:23:00.000+00:002024-03-19T10:23:25.176+00:00How to Lie With Statistics<p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>Ciganos têm 43 vezes maior probabilidade
de ser mortos pela polícia do que catequistas.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-8049460674078479792024-03-18T11:38:00.007+00:002024-03-18T11:38:46.145+00:00Carneiros em corpo de lobos<p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>Oposição russa: a excepção que
confirma a guerra.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-73054300800168219642024-03-15T09:53:00.006+00:002024-03-15T09:53:56.814+00:00Fascistazeco<p><span style="color: white;"> </span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>«Eu não sou racista, até tenho
um segurança preto.» </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>– André Ventura</b></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-84667900472595368802024-03-14T09:40:00.002+00:002024-03-14T09:40:18.427+00:00Lançamento de anões<p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>Rui Gomes da Silva, Gonçalo da
Câmara Pereira e Pedro Santana Lopes defendem negociação com Chega.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-47778424040711346952024-03-13T09:51:00.005+00:002024-03-13T09:51:24.386+00:00Patriotismo<p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>Beber fel é dar de comer a um
milhão de portugueses.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-271225428774037352024-03-12T09:30:00.005+00:002024-03-12T09:30:35.544+00:00Rescaldo entornado<p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>PCP: os depois de amanhãs que
cantam.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-5476984921007914012024-03-11T10:09:00.004+00:002024-03-11T10:09:21.262+00:00Dâsse<p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>CHAGA</b></span></p><p><br /></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-3781675840456807782024-03-08T12:22:00.007+00:002024-03-08T12:22:48.080+00:00Dia de reflexos<p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>Domingo, veta Ventura.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-11903691095531933392024-03-08T09:38:00.007+00:002024-03-08T09:38:34.875+00:00Pê-Éne<p> </p><p><span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>«PS PARA A RUA!» </b></span></span></p><p><span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: large;"><b>– Pedro Nuno apelando à
participação dos militantes nas últimas arruadas.</b></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Cambria",serif; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-6806985916424722602024-03-07T10:37:00.001+00:002024-03-07T10:37:07.391+00:00Pê-Éne<p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>Pedro Nuno, le dauphin
terrible.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-49523543903576761582024-03-05T10:01:00.008+00:002024-03-05T10:01:49.606+00:00Define São<p> </p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>O Chega é um bando de broncos armados
em espertos chefiados por um esperto armado em bronco.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-41333929415815417842024-03-04T10:16:00.007+00:002024-03-04T10:16:43.979+00:00Debacle a 5<p> </p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>Após 5-0 no Dragão, Roger
Schmidt lança-se à linha de comboio, mas falha.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-2241082269572352012024-03-01T09:53:00.006+00:002024-03-01T09:53:41.138+00:00Campanhã<p> </p><p></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="line-height: 200%; margin-left: 18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>«Vamos desfazer o que ainda não foi desfeito.» </b></span></span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="line-height: 200%; margin-left: 18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: large;"><b>– Mariana Mortágua</b></span><o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><p></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-55000521698140821132024-02-29T09:31:00.007+00:002024-02-29T09:31:46.282+00:00Campanhã<p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>Monteverde tem momento Marinha
Grande.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-11135819665894667532024-02-28T09:34:00.001+00:002024-02-28T09:34:15.526+00:00A Tradição ainda é o que era<p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>Depois de Pedro Santana Lopes,
Pedro Nuno Santos. </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>Princípio de Peter mantém-se plenamente válido.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-82451301767157698442024-02-27T09:54:00.000+00:002024-02-27T09:54:02.763+00:00Furos e Sondagens<p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>Na distribuição dos eleitores
por sexo, PS lidera nos que têm pouco.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-6051750335494493592024-02-26T08:59:00.001+00:002024-02-26T08:59:11.120+00:00Propaga São<p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>Arquitectos exigem subsídio de
risco igual ao da PJ.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436672872003272319.post-61286625706260341012024-02-23T14:28:00.006+00:002024-02-23T14:28:33.019+00:00Extra!<p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b> </b></span></p><p><span style="color: white; font-family: courier; font-size: x-large;"><b>Borda d'Água vai ter
edição diária para acompanhar posições de Pedro Nuno Santos sobre
governabilidade.</b></span></p><p><span style="color: #00000a; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: PT;"><br /></span></p>Dalai Limahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09362446105202804023noreply@blogger.com